Pappa wants mamma naked
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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