Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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