just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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