the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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