I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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