New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
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