I feel like abortions should bother me more
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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