So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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