i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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