what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Sext me about skeletons
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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