3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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