A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize
