With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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