I have demons in me.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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