He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
