thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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