I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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