so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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