I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
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dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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