This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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