; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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