Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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