My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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