I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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