She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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