don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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