They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i dont even know how to be here
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
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