Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Vodka?
Forever.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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