found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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