just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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