Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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