dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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