thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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