I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
