You're so nebulous sometimes
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
i came on her dog
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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