just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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