It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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