As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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