I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
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