In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
And then he peed in my hair
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