I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
that may or may not have been my penis.
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