positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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