ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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