We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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