i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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