God gave him joint rollers for hands
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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