I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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