I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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