new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I enjoy the company of your penis
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Randomize
