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Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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