How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Randomize
